This would belong to the Highscores board...
(hasty + wide + helium) = 2 times + easy
(faster + heavy) = Hard times + 2
...If that had not looked like a riddle.
Maybe if you had said,
(hasty + wide + helium) = 2 times + easy
(faster + heavy) = Hard half times + 2 too
(The first italic reflects the fact that you may have made a "hard" - "half" mistake and the second one assumed that "2" and "too" are homophones.)
...it would make sense, because it could be understood that when you play "hasty wide helium", it is twice as easy as the normal game (scores 200 vs 401), and for a typical player it is an easy category; and when you play "faster heavy", it is twice as hard as a normal game (scores 200 vs 110), but... easy, too.
